

You know everything there is to know about the other person. That's for the kids/birds! That said, Facebook will probably be implanted in our brains by the time we're older so this might be a moot point.ĥ. Imagine this: Never having to like a status again because you just can't be bothered with the latest in technology. Not having to deal with social media anymore. Nobody messes with a topless 70-year-old they just step back and let her do the damn thing.Ĥ.

If you want to go topless on the beach but never had the nerve, now is your chance. You gave all your fucks in the first half of your life and now neither of you have them left to give. You're both done giving any and all fucks. Plus, getting nicknamed "Gam Gam" and "Papa Bear" has to be the greatest thing ever.ģ. G-ma and G-pa get to take the kids on fun adventures, spoil them rotten with sweets, and then return them to their parents at bedtime and go to the movies. If you do have kids, you know that being a parent can be a lot of thankless work - not so for grandparents. Now pass me my teeth, it's time for breakfast!" I can't wait to say to my husband, "Remember when we were young and hot and so, so dumb? That was the best and the worst. Watching an amazing transformation happen before your eyes.įrom young and awkward to old and wise - every wrinkle and lived experience is something you get to share with the most important person in your life.
